True MAGA patriots must remove themselves from Biden’s booming conomy, cash out 401(k) See more...
To all devoted MAGA patriots aboard the Trump Train:
America’s economy appears to have gone woke and is now fully supporting the reelection of Crooked Joe Biden. I’m not sure how this happened, but no matter how much we say the economy is terrible, it keeps unpatriotically refusing to be terrible, posing a direct threat to PRESIDENT Donald J. Trump in the 2024 presidential race.
Just look at these recent headlines about the now-totally-liberal economy:
- “Consumer confidence hits highest level since December 2021.”
- “Falling inflation, rising growth give U.S. the world’s best recovery.”
- “As doomsday predictions dissipate, Biden aides savor booming economy.”
Cash out your 401(k) and invest in the Trump Train, baby!
If you have a 401(k), you need to immediately cash that out and either donate the money to President Trump’s reelection campaign/legal defense fund (he will give it back to you, with interest, once elected) or invest those funds in somethings sensible, like digital Trump Trading Cards.
Next, you must quit your job. It’s on us to help President Trump’s campaign by bringing those unemployment numbers back up to where we think they should be under an incompetent president who doesn’t know what day it is.
If you aren’t willing to quit your job, you must at least refuse any pay raise you’re offered. Only a squishy lib would allow himself to get paid more while a DEMONcrat is in office.
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